Somehow I think that some lyrics of many famous Christmas songs are not as well-known as others.
Let’s sing some now, shall we?
Deck the Halls: Uncut
Deck the halls with tacky bling bling
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
I wrote this song for you to sing sing,
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Now we drink with merry pleasure
While we laugh ’bout nasty weather
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Or how about this one?
Oh, Christmas Tree: Uncut
Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree,
Your tackiness delights us.
Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree,
Your tackiness delights us.
Your costly lights oh how they shine
I cannot pay that bill of mine!
Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree,
Your tackiness delights us.
Or this classic:
Up On the Housetop: Uncut
Up on the housetop,
reindeer slide
tired of pulling a fat man’s ride
Huffing and puffing and needing a break
Wishing he had eaten one less steak.